Absolutely Zero

To be honest, I don't think I've seen a sexier can than this. It's the new Monster Absolutely Zero. Picked it up from the college cafe the other day by mistake.. didn't notice I had until I was in class [looks like lo-carb from top]. It's got 'zero' sugar and carbs, if you haven't already realized by now. Good for the body, better for the brain. Don't lie.. I know it makes you want to fall over and die with amazement. It's just that good.